Welcome freaks and geeks.

Your future overlord is speaking. This is my launch base for my ultimate plan... take over the world! Or maybe just eat some shroomsoba. NOT THE BUG STUFF!!!

So you might be wondering, how did you get a web2.0 site working in the year of our lord 2034? I'm so glad you asked so I can divulge my autistic interests without restraint. You asked for this, no take-backsies.

Short answer: sprites! That's right, this site is held together by the ludo-mechanical software we call sprites. Which also means that it sucks and may break at any given time orz.

Anyways, browse around, and make yourself at home! And don't even THINK about trying to crack my security. It'll be your last mistake! Instead, why not check out my reading list?

Oh, and of course, sign the guest book!